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Twitter Name: @JamesDeen
Website: http://www.jamesdeenblog.com
Location: los angeles
Description: my name is james i am a simple guy who likes to eat sleep and watch tv... oh ya i also bang chicks for a living :-)
Website: http://www.jamesdeenblog.com
Location: los angeles
Description: my name is james i am a simple guy who likes to eat sleep and watch tv... oh ya i also bang chicks for a living :-)
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Ok, realistically i would be chairface chipendale RT @eli_cross @JamesDeen If? I'm pretty sure you're Arthur
Updated 6 hours ago
If I was a cartoon character I am pretty sure I would be the tick.... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
Updated 7 hours ago
I proudly shove my hand down my pants in public to adjust my underwear on a regular basis... wait... should I be buying better underwear???
Updated 12 hours ago
I hold doors open for old people
Updated 16 hours ago
I old doors open for old people
Updated 16 hours ago
New blog post http://t.co/G2HpmPtW I had sex with Bibi jones and a list of girls from blonde to @Stoya
Updated 17 hours ago
I am a writer and a role model and a baby panda and @GOOD magazine asked my advice for graduates http://t.co/hv7mdNG5 (I am number 13)
Updated 19 hours ago
I am a baby panda i do what i want!!! RT @danadearmond James Deen has a picture of me so horrible he could use it to blackmail me someday
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Tonight my boy @StevenLAsbury's band has a free show at Three Clubs, 1123 Vine St, Hollywood. 10pm I will be there... RT this shit
Updated 1 day(s) ago
http://t.co/PaMuw5oO Even cooler than anal fisting french girls is anal fisting frenchgirls and @londonkeyes
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I like this one RT @suswin @PittaPatta1 @JamesDeen Sunday evening success, just totally James Deened my friend at chess
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Correct, everyone send examples of how I am a verb to pita RT @PittaPatta1 @JamesDeen And by help, I think he means do it for him
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! #90sgrungeparty RT @KrystaKaos My girl. my girl. dont lie to me.tell me where did you sleep last night.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Fuck I have to get my homework finished or @PittaPatta1 is gonna be mad... who wants to help with my homework????
Updated 1 day(s) ago
50k win a date with jews deen!!! RT @whisperawr where is the @jamesdeen fan package?? @BretEastonEllis Kickstarter: http://t.co/14uibyOX
Updated 2 day(s) ago
This bar is full of hipsters and one man dressed in a bunny suit
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Pay my bills!!! RT @notvoodoo Brett Easton Ellis new film, which may star James Deen, partially funded by Kickstarter: http://t.co/0Ot0GXFz
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I just now realized it was saturday
Updated 2 day(s) ago
http://t.co/hIaQ8TRl Me and @princessdonna_d just shot probably the best/roughest scene ever
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Shut up!!! Thats what happened :-) RT @redheadedbrt @JamesDeen Did you ever take up running in the morning?
Updated 3 day(s) ago
I am really fucking good at tetris
Updated 3 day(s) ago
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